Amanda Throop

I beez in da trap

[Amanda Throop @a_michelle338]

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[Amanda Throop @a_michelle338]

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[Leila Wilcock @LeilaWilcock]

why does she turn Scottish when she says ‘don’t’ 😫

[sam @samrios_69]

“Kids eat free on Tuesday”
Me:

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

He’s eating a hot dog like it’s string cheese...

[𝓚𝓚❄️ @kkayluuh]

Sis he made you a pallet marry him

[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

nobody:

girls with fake nails:

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

Them: you better not come in here on that bullshit

Me:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the other persons bitmoji pops up in the chat

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

me taking my ID back off the bouncer after he’s stared at it for 5 minutes, asked me my date of birth and my star sign

[alison 🦋 @alisonpool_]

Only accepting apologies in the form of changed behavior

[🐯 badam #2 🐯 @dontaskshanny]

RIP I'm instantly 15 again anytime I hear this song

[Amanda Throop @a_michelle338]

Crying

[Catfish @CatfishMTV]

Not a goodbye, but a #SeeYouLaterMax @maxjoseph ❤️ #Catfish

[lex @lextra0rdinary]

don’t say you’re depressed if you’re just upset. don’t say you’re bipolar if you have one mood swing. don’t say you have an anxiety disorder if you have normal stress. mental health is not taken seriously because we throw out disorders like they’re adjectives describing a mood.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.