Helena Wachhaus

Writer-Director of @Survivorstation. I make the puns here only to torture one member of my family.

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I'm so upset that "eschew" is not onomatopoeia for a sneeze.

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Happy #Necrom release day!! So excited for everyone to see what the team's been working on! 📖🐙

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@TESOnline Got Walking Nightmare 3 times in a row 😅

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The last episode of @SurvivorStation goes out today! 10 episodes of hard work, a year of production, three years of drafting and concepting, and now it exists in it's entirety. I'm so freaking proud of myself!

#Writer #podcast #audiodramasunday #AudioDrama #scifi #excited

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Best thing I've come to realize about being a Game Writer (officially now!) is that ALL the 'writing research' I have to do that will inevitably land me on some watch list? Yeah that happens on someone else's VPN

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Me (Someone who has freelanced and knows better): Let's take a break from larger projects and do a short Twine one-shot. That won't take too long

Also Me: Three Choices per cell!

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Siblings: who else are you gonna rant to?

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@shiloh_comic @thejmhenry @CheekySheeps @liztea_art Aww thanks Red. Figured you'd like the blood splatter at the end :D Have an amazing day today!

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Piggybacking off of @thejmhenry and @CheekySheeps, here's part 3 of the spooky birthday comic. Happy birthday Red! Your spooky comic has brought me so much joy over the years. Off to @liztea_art #REDart @shiloh_comic

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I get that education is just a bunch of guesswork about what's gonna be useful information in the future, but boy did they sure guess wrong when Home Ec prioritized check-books over staying sane indoors

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New Recipe: Take a Vienna Roll, chop it up into squares, fry it in a pan with a little bit of oil and some herbs. It's a Kaiser Sautee.

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Sure there are other fish in the sea, but you could get a terrarium

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Um, coworker? When I asked for your firstborn in return for a favor I was not expecting a dossier on your first Naruto OC. What do I do with this edge lord?? Please Advise???

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Started submitting my projects again; fingers crossed that Audio Drama Publishers have fun rejection letters

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Some friends asked me to be their DM, pray for them.

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@ElWalkhouse The Colossus is more of a pressing issue and you know it

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Reprehensile: something that used to be bad, but just isn't really useful anymore

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Just finished a 3-day binge of #starlesssea. I feel like I'm just waking up, my chest aches, and everything smells honey-sweet. It's an incredible book, definitely worth disappearing into

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@emilybuckshot Updating the writing samples on my Portfolio. There're more applications in my future

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@ElWalkhouse Looks like someone could be a bit more sanguine