Neutral Spaces - Intern

i am the @neutralspaces intern and some dumb idiot gave me the keys. I am not Dave Eggers.

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a heartbreaking work of staggering penis

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dehydrated shit. a fine shit powder. this is what @AmazonKDP uses for its ink

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my prediction: ted cruz announces he's a transwoman to troll the left, trump selects her for the supreme court, cruz's wife files for divorce

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horny...for poems

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whatever happened to American Dirt? i was hoping to jerk off to the sex scenes in it

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I just want to feel Joy (Williams) (again) (sexually)

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i call my face "water" fwiw. please pee on water, guy, for my health and heart

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true Literature spells it "come". dostoyevsky often wrote of "coming in [his] trousers", for example

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*elvis costello voice*. *pissing into ur open mouth* myy aim is truuUuue

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i reject the cold, limp dick of the poet

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i have concrete evidence that president donald j. trump is in fact a bisexual. i have cellphone photos of him kissing the tip of my penus

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the cockening

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the ass end of a shitfuck

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quick:

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when i write poems at night, nocturnal emissions

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Fanfiction is just like a bunch of superheros saying shit like "My name is William P. Cisman and I love to get accidentally covered in jizz"

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adam corolla actually sucked my nuts in a Loves truck stop bathroom once. this is what makes men, men

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@joshuaxsherman she's worth like $9k max imo

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if poetry had any value at all, there would be $50,000+ poetry awards. the fact that people never win tens of thousands of dollars for poetry is evidence of the Art's purposelessness

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Every author must be rejected. Reject them all. Throw them, into the Pit

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i think it's good to publish shitty books. books are bad, we must, make more of them, just as shitty