Andrew Nyenyo 🇰🇪

We are working too hard in the wrong country .The game is rigged, we started it 3:0. The locks were changed and keys given to selected few.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Reckless anal porn addict with mental illness

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

If African idols were truly evil, the Europeans who stole them wouldn't have kept them in their museums in Europe.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

How is it fallacious and stupid (ufala na ujinga) of Edwin Sifuna to indicate that he will remove and replace SHA when William Ruto removed and replaced NHIF with SHA? Was there no legal framework for NHIF then just as there is one for SHA now? Is the law on SHA cast in stone? The President should not think that Kenyans are naive na mafala! They are not.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Trump is allowing 300,000 metric tons of ground beef to be imported into America tariff free, and it’ll be sold cheaper than regular ground beef. He has refused to say which companies or countries would be providing the beef. I’m telling y’all right now, that shit ain’t from cows, DO NOT EAT IT!!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Of course; because you would abduct, torture and murder 90% of Kenyans, steal the public land (as you did to the Ruaraka land) and plunder all public money. You would defy all court orders, ban the judiciary, revoke the constitution and rule by fiat. 100% tyrant.

[Dr. Gatimu, PhD @Gatimu]

Whatever you do in life, make sure you build enough resources for your old age. Don’t be in your 70s depending on your children for survival. Your children are not a retirement plan or your old-age insurance scheme! utaumia

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Why are people driving on a road full of goons ? They should have taken a flight to their homes to avoid them.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Just saw the news… the death toll is now 18 elephants in Amboseli.

Eighteen.

Not shot. Not drought. Cyanide.

Whole families are dropping in the park.

How does cyanide even end up in the corridors leading into Amboseli in 2026? Is there illegal mining going on,

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

They are calling them DATA CENTERS because if they called them MASS SURVEILLANCE CENTERS, you'd set them on fire.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

I’d never contribute to these kinds of fundraisers:

1. Fundraising for a wedding.
2. Fundraising to pay dowry.
3. Fundraising to help a pastor buy a car.
4. Fundraising to help a pastor build a house.

Some things are simply personal responsibilities.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

When armed gangs can seize a major highway in broad daylight, extort motorists at gunpoint and disappear without consequence, the State is not merely failing; it is surrendering territory to criminals.

A public highway has effectively become a criminal toll station. Ordinary Kenyans are forced to negotiate with goons for the privilege of travelling on roads they already paid for through taxes.

Where is the Interior CS? Where are the police commanders? Where is the much-advertised intelligence apparatus? If the government can track political critics, deploy police to demonstrations and monitor citizens online, it should certainly be capable of stopping armed gangs from taking over highways.

This is not a public-relations problem. It is a failure of command.

The Interior CS and senior police leadership should resign. You cannot preside over the deterioration of public security, offer excuses after every incident and still pretend to be in control.

Let us be honest about where this is heading. A generation denied jobs, dignity and opportunity is increasingly vulnerable to criminal recruitment. When the legitimate economy shuts its doors, organised crime starts opening them.

A government that cannot guarantee a citizen safe passage on a public highway has forfeited the right to lecture Kenyans about security.

Kenya cannot normalise a country where criminals control the roads while the State controls press conferences.

Enough excuses. Enough impunity. Someone must take responsibility.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Murkomen as your dad: Mbona uende hiyo shule na unajua wanataka school fees?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Gladys Wanga is busy donating county funds to goons and empowerment then later Blame Kikuyu privileges

[James @MrJamesKe]

You can’t be Sifunated and still want Sifuna reduced to a deputy for your tribal kingpins. The whole point of being Sifunated is believing Sifuna can lead from the front!

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

I respect people who return borrowed money without being reminded. You are the chosen ones.🙂‍↔️

[Onye Gboo @Otubaba_]

Nigerians thinking that the USA are friends to us is crazy 🤣.

Niqqa, those pink people will choose gold 100times before choosing you.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

"I was misquoted" coming up next week

What an incompetent CS

[Ademba Allans @allans_ademba]

Luo Nyanza what are our governors doing with our moneys. This is a level five hospital built by Ann Waiguru in the financial year 2018 to 2022/2023. If we call out mnasema marginalized bla bla. Okay what happened after we got included in marginalized counties?

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

I just realized taking your car to a mechanic who has kids in a secondary school when the schools are about to open is the worst mistake you can ever do. Never again... Khabusie!

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The governor of California, a state with a GDP higher than the combined GDP of the entire African continent, does not drive a car worth $207,000.