Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator

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They call me the greatest, 'cause I'm not very good and they're being sarcastic

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[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

I've seen Mick Jagger twice but no Manu. Come on. He's on the enemy's side but he's still a Spur dammit

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Has Ginobili been spotted yet

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Has Ginobili been spotted yet

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

The lefty in me wants England to lose but the Latino in me understands how ontological evil Argentina is

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

I can't believe tonight's game determines who has control of the Falklands

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

@AprilTurtle_ lemons are a fun pattern, my girlfriend and I each owned lemon shirts before we dated so now whenever we so choose we can be the corniest couple at the restaurant

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Odysseus after his 37th side quest on his way back home

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Been on cholesterol meds for a year so I started seriously fibermaxxing this summer and my doc is lowering my prescription. We're pooping good and reducing our risk of heart attack and stroke

[April, Lost but Peaking @AprilTurtle_]

Its funny when people go "i cant believe people gloat over someone's death" as if the munchkins weren't already doing it in 1939

[Wetterschneider @Stretchedwiener]

This looks, sounds and feels like a commercial for a spicy chicken sandwich.

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

everyone is surprised the new Minions movie is a hit but the Minions movies obey one simple law of animation history: the people yearn for silly little guys

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

took you guys long enough to realize BadEmpanada is a shithead

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I think about this video like 3x a day. Is it real i really need to know

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

I'm gonna mod Phil Margera into silent hill

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

De Beers is shuttering its South African diamond mine for two years in order to save costs, while the industry faces plunging prices and an extreme glut https://t.co/k5MMc12UWf

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

To understand Lindsey Graham, you have to know both his parents died when he was 20. He never wanted anyone else to know such sorrow & so was driven the rest of his life to kill as many children as possible around the world, so they could never get old enough for that to happen.

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

every few years the US has another outbreak of something terrible for fucking fruits and vegetables and you'd think it would lead to a large call for tighter ag regulations but no

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Seeing people clown on this take and not on mixing "secession" with "cessation"

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

Ukraine is the free Tibet movement of the 21st century. The fact that they managed to convince people not to support the Donbas cessation movement — a group of ANTIFA aunties and uncles trying to secede from a new coup government of neonazis — is honestly remarkable.

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Every time one of these crappy Disney remakes comes out I must reiterate that my Disney vendetta will become personal if they even consider touching The Sword in the Stone