alex

pay no mind to the rabble

[blue @bluewmist]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖐𝖆♱ @dwecaying]

i need a fucking cigarette and a shot in the head please

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[Monty || Cowboiヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ֺ @_cowboi]

Life tips
- don’t be neurodivergent
- don’t be poor
- don’t get in any sort of situation

[stoney @stonedmazes]

ps como dijo Kierkegaard si no te gusta la verga sácatela de la boca

[Pime🧡 @WhoTheUserCares]

El hecho de que el tuit sea exactamente de junio de 2016 lo hace aún más surrealista

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Estela @brisadeahora]

Sedes del mundial en México, versión mes del orgullo:

* MonteGAY
* CDMXXX
* Guadalajara

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

the city heaves and stutters like an animal troubled by dreams

[NotBasquiat06 @NotBasquiat06]

It's crazy how you kind of need money to mature into other stages of life otherwise you just stay where your at

[Brian @brian_rodd94]

Gloriosas universidades públicas.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine drunk driving this mf

[stoney @stonedmazes]

cuando fokin pagan poetry

[zayden @pemilo123]

Any other neurodivergent people find that you underreact to things you're expected to have a Big Response to (death, break ups, terrible news) and overreact to things you're expected to not get upset about??