Randall Ford

Hi, Dorothy. It’s me, Stan.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

I saw two older ladies ask a friend they bumped into if she wanted to sit with them and she said no and went to a different table and now I know who I want to be when I grow up.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

I must know: Was there an overstock of Reese’s pumpkins, and were they on clearance earlier, and what did people think about candy corn?

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

What the fuck happened in October 1582

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@GoldenGirls85 I’ll pick Lyle. Sonny Bono, get off my lanai.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@StOlafStories Ham and potatoes from the looks of it.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@chi_urbanist 🧐🤔😲

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@chi_urbanist Short kings will rise

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@chi_urbanist Eh too much ab

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

If there’s another 9/11-style attack on the homeland, remember the day that Donald Trump and @ElonMusk purged the thousands of officials at the FBI, CIA, and DOJ working every day to stop that from happening.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@msnetiker 🧐🤔🤨

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@chi_urbanist 🧐

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@BrianKarem And then blames the soldier, while all of it is still under investigation

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

@dix_iechick She seems to think what Trump said about her dad is personal. What he says about and does to other people’s family is policy.

[Jesse Fernandez @JesseFernandez]

Ok I have to be honest with you all: I don’t care how you eat string cheese. Eat it in strings or large bites. Blend it. Who gives a shit. Live your life.

[Randall Ford @a_ranman]

Lots of games you can attend the next four years. We’re cool with it.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Hopefully everyone is cool with me skipping the inauguration so I can go to the national title game

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Tomorrow is the normandy beach of Sunday scaries. Lot of us aren’t gonna make it

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

Training the new guy ....

[boss @boss_on_here]

In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Man fuck the term Tuna Fish. Yeah I'm just gonna have a beef mammal sandwich. Like do you hear yourself?