Andrea Rechtiene

I have to ask for a fork at sushi restuarants

[$wags @MagDurn]

Plz share in STL

[ali ♕ @djoxbieber]

migos and james corden bopping to i wanna dance with somebody is exactly what you needed to see today

[Serg @sayyho_]

Migos singing Sweet Caroline. You’re welcome.

[cowgiirl aquariius 🤍 @jstradforever]

Bartender: “leave it open?”

Me: “nah, close it”

*5min later*

Me:

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Our doorbell rang and Samuel immediately yelled, “pizza!”.

How sad is that? We’ve conditioned our son to believe pizza is being delivered every time the bell rings.

It was pizza.

[makayla cunningham☕️ @_makaylaanne__]

well that escalated quickly

[Andrea Rechtiene @a_rection]

@ashagnasty Disappointed in you

[Ben Ryan @benjaminryan]

Play it cool Rodney.......play it cool......

[Andrea Rechtiene @a_rection]

@AJHarmon Bf Stw

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Also? Get off my lawn !

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I invited company over but I no longer want them to come

[Andrea Rechtiene @a_rection]

Watching Vanderpump and eating mush risotto... oh but wait where’s @ashagnasty

[Andrea Rechtiene @a_rection]

Have you ever wondered why nose bleeds don’t hurt?

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

this is......something else
https://t.co/Ceo6tGwAYI