Gf: “I’m trying to have an intimate moment with you, can you pay attention?”
My brain: “sandwich, bread, lettuce, cheese, tomato, mustard , bread, crumble, sandwich, bread, lettuce, cheese, tomato, ketchup, mustard.
Who you tryna fuhk wit”
If someone had told me a year ago I’d have an article written about me in Forbes, I wouldn’t have believed them - this year’s getting more and more surreal by the day 😱
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This is what I’m talking about when it comes to the dank = Mother of Marker x Permanent Marker smelling like a combo Of grape nownlaters, original permanent marker and some OG gas. Very Tropical. Makes me think of smoking this smooth 🔥 on a beach in the Bahamas 🙏🔥🍭⛽️😂