A Scared Man

Vampire, Patriot, Traitor, Next Level

[Magills @magills_]

To all of you New Yorkers, the New York Knicks are worth $10 billion dollars. If we dissolved the franchise we could use that money to end world hunger. Stop celebrating greed.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[manic! at the disco @syllogisme_]

how your email finds me:

[Cody Main @cmain7]

big “boy kibble” guy

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

Roger Clemens didn't do steroids, he just gets angry sometimes...

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

Possibly the greatest Grateful Dead bootleg tee of all time

[Armando Gaycot @MondoBurger05]

“Keep it in the zone and make them hit it. No free bases. Let’s go buddy”

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

BREAKING: Kirby Smart has signed Tiger Woods to a lifetime contract

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Brian Kelly’s mouth is watering looking at this:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

when my Duolingo streak hits double digits

[Joe @joelitovillaman]

El dugout de dominicana cuando le empiece a ganar a Israel en el juego de hoy

[Mark Scott @mark_scott_04]

Billy Napier

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

For the Loser in your life…

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

[A Scared Man @a_scared_man_]

@on3 @PeteNakos @clowfb Sorry @PFTCommenter

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Like if you agree

[A Scared Man @a_scared_man_]

@drakemayeloverr #noticing

[A Scared Man @a_scared_man_]

@nickysmokess @BFW Brandon is salty Mississippi State couldn’t beat Sun Belt Billy. He still has a grudge about Dan Mullen. Just a loser