Me during sex: hurt me
Him: you’ve gained a lot of weight since high school and your personality doesn’t make up for it
Me: wait-
Him: your tweets aren’t funny and you’re so creatively burnt out you’re forced to use meme templates for content
Me: p l s s t o p
MASSIVE NEWS: Norway, one of the world's leading fur producers, has today announced a complete ban on fur farming! 280 fox and mink farms to be shut down as a result.