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If you don't believe in sass & global warming, move along. FSC ‘16 |(410)-♐| BR💕/ Proud Dog Mom 🐾

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I’m nice as fuck so if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

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The Golden Bachelor makes me cry like a baby & I honestly don’t care if all of you know it

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I’m not saying that I’m the best at what I do, but it’s me vs anyone who wanna lose 🎶

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Build a bridge & get to steppin’

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Today, I, for the first time, had the confidence to play my music on speaker at the pool & lemme tell ya…. I played some yams.

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@seanfox318 🤣🤣 yeaaaah I’m an og-er Lmao

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary lololol

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Not me not checking twitter for days cuz I didn’t know what the fuck X was. I hate you @elonmusk

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I model any humor I have after @DCYOUNGFLY

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If you’re the type of person who thinks 20 min is nothing then fuck outta my face lmao I ain’t got time

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@Ashbash129_ I literally don’t understand the point of threads

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Twitter vs threads go

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@Ashbash129_ 😨 wowwwwwww

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@TylerMagnuson8 I love you so much, I guess I’ll stay ;-) but only for you!!!!! Love you cuzzo

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Just popping by to let you all know I want to jump off a cliff. Okay well seeya!

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I just realized I haven’t tweeted in almost 2 months & my comeback tweet is about beer & apps.

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@Ashbash129_ Hi

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I’ve never met someone who loves beer & apps like I love beer & apps

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“Blake…. I just dropped my laptop it’s broken”

“Babe it’s okay, everything happens for a reason.. we will get it fixed”

“Yeah, the reason is ya bitch has butterfingers I am going to cry”

@ Best Buy brb

[Sean @seanfox318]

Ashley gonna run me into the ground actually