Andrew Shimko

UNC grad, science teacher, and my emotional state is much too connected to sports results. Trying to find stuff to laugh at.

Why am I not verified?

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE TELEMUNDO CALL OF THE MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR 🇺🇸🦅❤️

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

Let's go Heels!

[Carolina Baseball @DiamondHeels]

𝐉𝐎𝐁'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃

We've punched our ticket to our third ever Champ Series!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times

[Great Day Tar Heel @GreatDayTarHeel]

WHAT A NIGHT!

[Carolina Baseball @DiamondHeels]

It's a great day to be 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗔!!

Congrats @Canes 👏👏

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Cleveland already finding new ways to motivate under the new minority owners

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We deserve better.

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

@Canes Slavin, best defender around of course

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.

You want to know what insults Jesus?

Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

@DanielHagerKSR 😂 @OldTakesExposed

[UNC Tar Heels @GoHeels]

UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

@Will_1of1 Westwood needs to hit more bangers from outside of the box

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

Let's go!

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

EMILY FOX FROM AMERICA!!!!!!

🇺🇸❌✅✅✅❌✅✅
🇨🇦✅✅❌❌✅✅❌

USA WIN!
USA WIN!
USA WIN!
USA WIN!
USA WIN!

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

😂

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Roy Williams is a true Tar Heel 😭

#MarchMadness

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

TYLER ADAMS JUST BEFORE THE HALF.

MY F***ING USMNT CAPTAIN IS BACK.

PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME 🇺🇸🔥

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

It was dumb to devalue the ACC- it's a competitive conference with some really good teams, and a higher average talent level than most conferences nationally

[UNC Humor @UNC_Humor]

Both have helped frame the national conversation that the ACC is weak this year, at a time when the conference is more vulnerable on a macro level than ever before.

Feels like if maybe they undervalued the ACC *again* so wondering if anything will change.

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

Dos a Cero!!!!!

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

LFG!!!

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

NAEHER DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!

HOLY COWWWWWWWW

IT'S OVER!
IT'S OVER!
IT'S OVER!

🇺🇸✅ ❌ ✅ ✅
🇨🇦 ❌❌ ✅ ❌

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

@UNC_Humor @RoyCooperNC @JoshStein_ Couldn't agree more

[Andrew Shimko @A_Shimko2]

😂

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Ivory Coast sacked their coach mid tournament and won the African Cup of Nations 🏆

May that be a lesson to US 🇺🇸 Soccer that it’s never too late to sack Berhalter.