jacob lee

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[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fight night energy is taking over DC.

UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸

[jacob lee @jacobtlee55]

@KyleMcCordMuse Sounds like someone was an auto drop

[Juice🧃 @Jakes__Juice]

I'm sorry but if you're an American rooting against the USMNT, you're a loser

[jacob lee @jacobtlee55]

Yk what let's go

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters have begun setting the school buses ON FIRE in Times Square during the Knicks riots

Police do not have NEARLY ENOUGH SUPPORT

Mamdani and Hochul have ABSOLUTELY FAILED NYPD and law abiding New Yorkers

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters have begun setting the school buses ON FIRE in Times Square during the Knicks riots

Police do not have NEARLY ENOUGH SUPPORT

Mamdani and Hochul have ABSOLUTELY FAILED NYPD and law abiding New Yorkers

[Louis Bing @AgentLouisBing]

To all high school kids who are struggling with offers: This is D’Anthony Bell. He attended 2 different JUCOs, 2 different D2s, & even took a year off to work construction. He is entering Year 5 in the NFL & just received a Super Bowl ring. Where you start isn’t where you finish!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[NC USA 2029 WUG @WUG2029]

Best sports state in America? 🤔

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@EndWokeness …so just to be clear

…ALL Black women, all of them…100% of Black women, live in greater agony EVERY DAY just by being Black and alive and women…

…than a family whose son was STABBED TO DEATH?

Is that what I’m hearing?!!!!!

[Adam☘️ @CelticsAdam34]

The biggest losers on the planet coming together to larp as Knicks fans is frying me

[mleejr @MLeeJr]

gm 2 scf: “if canes come back from down 2 goals ill get warning flag tat”

it happened he got it

gm 3 scf: “if canes come back from down 4 goals ill get strutting stormy tat”

it happened he got it

now he’s saying “if canes win stanley cup ill get cup tat”

get him on the siren in gm 5 @Canes

canes in 6

[jacob lee @jacobtlee55]

@TheRealDon85 Rent free my boi

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Good morning!

The Carolina Hurricanes are going to the Stanley Cup Final.

[Kennedy @KennedyNation]

When American POWs tried to sneak her notes with their personal information to tell their families they were still alive, she gave them to the North Vietnamese. Some of them were beaten to death. You are both commies and you can both fuck off.

[jacob lee @jacobtlee55]

@DonnyRoss1872 Something in the water

[jacob lee @jacobtlee55]

@Minwoo27Lee What a dog! New fan over here after truist tourney!!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The Mayor of Charlotte is demanding people stop posting this reminder of the lovely innocent Iryna Zarutska butchered by a savage on Charlotte public transit. He was on probation by a liberal activist judge.

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

Until treason is treated like treason, this will continue.