Layla

no

[Layla @LaylaLombard]

Stop saying “Aloha” to me. Just say hello or hi like a normal person.

[The Half Blood Lad @TheHalfBloodLad]

“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed”

— Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe  out October 24th

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This is Utah’s first wildlife overpass crossing avoiding danger with vehicles.

[lexi ☠️ @andytaylorjoy]

i just love themmmm 🥹🫶🏻

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

I’d be slappin those thangs silly

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

😭😭😭

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

When she tryna get cracked 🦀 😂

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

fierce is fierce hunni

[۟ @islandderss]

Deoderant clumps in my armpits

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

kid I bullied in highschool walked in with his girl

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

would bend the bars on my jail cell to try and find you if this comment was about my dingaling 😭😭😭

[Boon @faintchirp]

my 4 million year old evolutionarily advanced tactic of flopping tf over into the water

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Not me thinking this was assorted meat at a first glance

[remx @biigrem]

why every michael jackson impersonator skip straight to the white era like what happened to thriller michael 😭

[alaska r.c.h. @145k4]

damn ts not really that funny on paper

[‏ٍ @kissssssed]

saw a mutual from instagram at work while being ugly as shit and it felt like this