Louis

Tweet before I think but tweet after a drink

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

Showed mum my Halloween outfit and she said I have her legs

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

@__georgeh Doxxed

[blossom @lilblossmae]

my cat when it’s none of her business

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

Received the dirtiest message of my life 🫦

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

id be a thick ass minion bruh

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

@jamescoulee Wait a second

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

@combostrikes That water looks so damn good

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

You're dehydrated. have some of this incredibly viscous beef stew

[strange little goblin @JuneMac99]

This is on an application for a job in Glasgow

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

@rottedbrainz Fuck it just flashed back into my mind so vividly

[pinecone @kikisswamp]

i love lying to the youtube surveys like no i've never heard of Tim Hortons or a MacBook. Fuck yourself

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i’m starting to kind of like talking to british ppl it’s like taking drugs that make you hear all kinds of weird shit

[morri the weedlien. @YAOIPATHY]

i’m so sick of ai cat gifs. gifs of real cats are like the Foundation of the internet where are they.

[᳐･֊･₌᳐੭ @plushi3princess]

Doesn’t paw at you

[ed @erar97]

Auntie Mabel when she needed to buy a pen:

[perseverance @Mah00raga]

She got heart fr

[ko . @kohmene]

i just ate 6 boiled eggs and this nigga talkin bout come over he finna hate me

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

Fuck they’re good

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

ITS £3 FOR THE FESTIVE BAKE!? Country’s gone to the dogs @andyburnham

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

@cashflowmusa Pontoon docks too

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

Read like a book

[Rishiiii @me_rishiiii]

Me sending a risky text to the person, and they suddenly get online.