Andrew Short

Sprinklerfitters Union Local 550 | Boston | ☘

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

@elonmusk how are we making out on teleporting?

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

@scottzolak Ray Donovan

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

What kind of Uber driver puts on TLC and shoots you a weird look when you start jamming out #askingforit

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How i feel when the Wifi isn't working..

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Oh, you have a 617 bumper sticker? After you sir, this is your highway and I'm just driving on it.

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Shooters shoot https://t.co/ttskOUOpQd

[madebytim @MadeByTim]

Yo what is happening here

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

An electrician got half his finger taken off by a scissor lift today. Asked if he could keep the severed half cuz "Halloween is coming" 😂🙃

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Debate of the day https://t.co/a1D3lPzh43

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Went to plainridge today with some coworkers for some food and beers. Played one slot machine for 5$, hit for $410. Fridays man

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Dont fucking vape on the pizza" https://t.co/iQVm8SQEA3

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Is the iPhone 8 is really $1200 they can keep the fuckin thing

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This wins the internet today.

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Instagrams turning into soft core porn and the same cliche captions #nearingtheend? #allyalllookalike

[KB @kbnoswag]

Your wcw got drunk off half a margarita & spent 3 hours on the beach posing for a pic she captioned "never leaving". She leaves tmrw at 9am

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Coming down with a vicious cold at noon on a fridays dope #bedridden

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Nursing the most amplified hangover of my entire life, today my foreman has us working outside in the beating sun! 92 & sunny, what a treat!

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

Girls want a gopro vid of them and their bf traveling the world/doing crazy shit but won't wake up before 11 or wear a nonmatching outfit🤔

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

In the last 8 weeks my right index and middle finger have collectively gotten 27 stitches on 2 diff occasions. Idk what they ever did to me

[Andrew Short @a_short666]

I get weird vibes from people who say good vibes too much