lexi carr

im 5’8 but i’m also 4’20

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke.

so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Wow. This NYC pop up is 🔥

The Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room is open as a public installation displaying all 3.5 million pages of the released and partially redacted Epstein files, printed and bound into 3,437 volumes.

This shouldn’t just stay in NYC. Take it on the road.

[lexi carr @a_simple_carr]

@Jansant “ well thank you so much for your time ” actively cowering from her confidence and straight facts lmao

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

trump gloating "I'm glad Mueller's dead" didn't make me forget his Pearl Harbor insult to Japan's PM.

That Pearl Harbor insult didn't make me forget his sending thousands more troops to a war of choice with Iran.

Iran War didn't make me forget the racist Obama apes video he posted.

The apes video didn't make me forget the Supreme Court slapping down his tariffs (and him calling them unpatriotic).

Tariffs didn't make me forget his divisive State of the Union lies & Dem-bashing.

SOTU didn't make me forget his push to 'nationalize' elections.

Nationalizing voting didn't make me forget threatening to seize Greenland by force.

And all of his cascading scandals, lurching from one to the next, haven't make me forget his million mentions in the Epstein files, or the fact that he might've started a freaking war trying to distract from them.

And I will NEVER forget that.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Massie starts dropping names on the house floor.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

In under two minutes, Jamie Raskin completely DEMOLISHES Pam Bondi, sharp, brutal, and spot on. 🎯

[mrredpillz jokaqarmy @JOKAQARMY1]

All these pedos in position of power 🤔

[We told you So @terri4436166795]

We already don't feed the babies we have, why does the government want more?

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

OH HELL YES‼️
This would be FANTASTIC‼️

[SWEET ★ HONEY ★ AQIIFF @aqiffnaufal67]

@beyoncegarden girl i was born in april just give me $100

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Buy this man a beer, or two! 👏

[Kerry Kittles @Its_JonNot_John]

@rinnyriot Yeah but do those other stores make you feel seen like a Trader Joseph cashier?

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

Got the worst news I’ve ever gotten last week. My mom and I made each other cry laughing all the time. I hate to think about all the deals she’s going to miss out on. I hope she guides me to the best sales forever.

[Irvin Pamah @irvinpamah]

WE FUCKING DID THAT SHITTTTT! SO PROUD 😭♥️

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

thinking about her……what a fucking icon

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

I can’t wait! ❤️🎃

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

if u see this on your tl, virginity reset! 😌🙏🏼 youve never had sex <3