kendall + stacy

lol

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Finding out the birthday party my friend invited me to was for her 5 year old nephew. I pregamed.

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smoking the type of weed that makes me order chilis

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Scared #loveisland2026 #loveisland #bryce

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Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne… #TrishaPaytas #OzzyOsbourne

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Time for everyone to revisit this doc, truly listen to the detailed accounts of his victims, and to confront the reality that he “served” 13 months—under special conditions that allowed him to leave jail for 12 hours a day, six days a week, on so-called “work release.”

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@cdoll

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Chelly, Cierra, and Olandria calling out Huda for not being a “girls’ girl” is actually comedy when they’ve been talking trash and cackling behind her back since day one. Please, be serious. The math isn’t mathing. And Iris? Baby, no one asked. Pipe down. #LoveIsland

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My clients after tonight’s episode… #LoveIsland #loveislandsusa

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Petition for an age limit because no way there’s someone born in 2004 on this show “looking for love” — child, you just had your first legal drink. #LoveIsandUSA

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Sooo is having a 444 tattoo a requirement for this season? #LoveIsandUSA

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Sooo it’s the GTA loading screen girl… 😭 #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIsland

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Ace’s 25 bodies watching him preach about being a “slow burn” #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA

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in the club, we all kin

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To whom it may concern,

Can Elon Musk be next PLZ?! He has to be one of the worst people alive rn. 😌🤞🏼

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Ozempic has reached the reindeer 😣

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Roses are red
I have a fatty

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Trump announces Aloysius O' Hare will lead the Department of Tree Protection. #Cabinet

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Donald Trump announces the late Hellen Keller will lead the Department of Sight and Hearing. #Cabinet

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Pls help us all