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to infinity and ur mom. 🌈 gay af.

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If you’re gay and you know it, clap your hands

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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My first celebrity sighting in LA was Dakota Fanning and that is so on brand for how pre-out me had such a huge crush on her growing up.

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full offence, but gays in LA suck ass at basic communication when getting to know someone #tellmeimwrong

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my favourite thing to do is use Canadian spelling when texting my American friends. I hope it fucks them up a little. 🖤

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Straight girls out here are really crying over a man who doesn’t even have a bed frame. 🥲

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When Gene Belcher said “fractions are the devil’s numbers”, I felt that.

#BobsBurgers

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I’m hanging out with a (assumably) straight man tonight 😳

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My toxic trait is I like to date ppl who are obsessed with me from the start, even if I feel indifferent about them

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do you shot gun coffee as if you’re shot gunning a beer, or are you mentally stable?

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For the record, if I start a sentence with “so I’m talking to this girl”, do not assume it’s the same one as last time #hotgirlsummer

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So my local @Forever21 had 50% off storewide, but their plus size section isn’t included in the term “storewide”because fat ppl only deserve 30% off apparently 😌

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okay who’s tryna buy feet pics (jk)

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mercury really do be retrograding

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There is nothing worse than personal trainer motivational posts 🤢

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being single is all fun and games until you have a rough night at work and have no one to call at midnight to bitch about it to 🙄

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I had a nightmare that @RedHandedthepod decided to cancel their podcast and I was so upset I couldn’t stop crying.

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Picture this: they instead try to manipulate you for setting boundaries

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Picture this: you expressing your boundaries to someone and then they actually respect them?

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Tho I think the real morale or the story here is I gotta choose better flings 🤦🏻‍♀️

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WTF is the moon doing rn bc I ended things with a fling today and then 6 hours later an ex fling texts me asking for a ride to the hospital bc they punched a wall and think they broke their hand ?????

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WTF is the moon doing rn bc I ended things with a fling today and then 6 hours later an ex fling texts me asking for a ride to the hospital bc they punched a wall and think they broke their hand ?????

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All I do is swipe left and then complain that dating apps bore me

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2022 is for setting firm boundaries and not letting anyone step the fuck past them ☺️