al 🤸🏻‍♀️

I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce // she/her

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

Rip Mac Miller. A true artist.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It was just announced that @MacMiller’s song “DonaldTrump” went platinum—tell Mac Miller to kiss my ass!

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

HEY WHY IS THERE NO @iclightbeer IN COLUMBUS, OH SOS

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

Just showed this to my cat (he’s 2) and he didn’t even care

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

[emi 🎨📌✦✧ @amaranthdahlia]

finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

[❀ maria @wildfellheights]

the moment all of paris lit up as he was belting out that note… i was slowly entranced and before i knew it my life was about to change

[n x d @nxd1979]

"hello. i am anna karenina"

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

Why as a society are we playing Taylor swift at the club

[Aidan al Gaib 🎥🎨 @akeltheartist]

Just found out who Oona Chaplin’s grandfather is

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

The way my sorority would’ve been shut down for this but the vp is chilling ok

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

.@JDVance some may say it’s photoshop. 😂

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

I would like to see some good non-political jokes on the TL please and thank you

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

When will they invent an alcohol that’s only 10 cal per serving

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

“Ask ChatGPT! Ask grok!” Ok well I’m asking my beautiful friends and believing everything they tell me

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

Happy 4th of July to 21 Savage who rhymed Harriet Tubman with “clubbin”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

No bc my friends and I tried to go to an Applebees to have drinks and watch bachelor once and they said they’re “not allowed to change to a non-sports channel” - what!!!

[aries fairy ☽˚｡⋆ @sopapiaaa]

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

Charles

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

I always ask my cat genuine questions and she answers me.

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i almost asked my cat a genuine question

[matt @mattybtweets69]

If I was a lawyer I would start doing crowd work on the jury

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

So this isn’t Reba

[Cody Dericks @codymonster91]

“Best Supporting Acctress”

[al 🤸🏻‍♀️ @a_sprads]

I want a SZA+Kelly Clarkson collab omg