amanda ✨

reminder: water your plants

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@RawBeautyKristi I used the happy baby carrier and I love it! So did everyone who used it as well. The Sakura bloom is another similar option!

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@fukenanthony Maybe a .5 on a good day

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Go read the first word of all my tweets

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

The Kardashains forever changed how I eat a KitKat

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@fukenanthony Mind ur business

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@fukenanthony Then get a non clear case?

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

Turning off retweets is the best part of Twitter tbh

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

I can guarantee no politician has your best interest at heart

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

I get that I barely tweet and now two of my tweets are about Venmo but honestly the tea is piping hot

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@Thatssodinca Grow up

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

If you don’t like pickles I don’t like u

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@Thatssodinca SGC??????

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

@Thatssodinca Anytime ❤️

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

Not much else to say but proud of myself for actually killing it because usually I just pretend I don’t see bugs because I’m scared of them surviving and coming back for revenge

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

There was literally a giant centipede like a foot away from my son and I said oh HELL NO and killed it. It was literally HUGE.

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

One of my favorite things to do is to see what people pay each other on Venmo

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

Sometimes I forget this account isn’t me just creeping on big brother feed accounts and I should actually tweet occasionally. On an unrelated note I’m drinking some rosé. Also, I could tweet a lot longer now than I could last time I was on twitter. Sry 4 u 😜

[amanda ✨ @a_t0mic]

I just made 15 vegetable gyozas and burned them all. I still ate them though 🤪