Antoinette Taranets

MIT grad (the @WesternU one) // Marketing & Sales // all things pop culture

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I don’t make the rules but every bad fight you had with your mom as a teenager is solved over a bottle of wine in your late twenties

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k but am I the #RealestPersonOnEarth or what

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did this copywriter watch succession
Y/N??

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@yngpope thought this was a Property Brother at first

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things I wish Toronto’s billion dollar police budget went to instead:

- proper & timely snow removal
- more drag readings at @torontolibrary
- building out a more robust, safer & cheaper TTC
- funding the memoir of Tory’s mistress

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@yngpope I know exactly which tiktok this comment is on and I vote red flag

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the more I watch reality tv, the more I’m convinced everyone should be sober

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somehow we taught young women that skinny white tattooed moustached men were the ones safe to love and I….

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@saintefrog @alannasokic would love to guess at least 1/2 of these

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@saintefrog like you need the squirrel episode immediately. thank me later lol

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@saintefrog this. listen to the podcast “Normal Gossip” - it scratches the same itch!

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has anyone let Harry Styles know how many Shuffles he’s in 👀

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@monsieurpb came from your story to give this tweet the attention it deserves

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Hash browns are better than fries.

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I want a “fast & furious” option on Uber where the souped up car is optional but the driving style isn’t.

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@yngpope @saintefrog 👼🏽

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@CalviatLFPress @WesternU @westernuFIMS @alespassafiume Ahhh love this!! Congratulations Calvs 💜

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Instagram has officially given up on user experience.

every time I open the app - there’s an ad. they’re not even pretending it’s for the people anymore.

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I’m in an Uber and my driver just asked what perfume I’m wearing because he wants to buy it for his wife 🥺

naturally, it’s @glossier You and this is the best compliment I could’ve been given

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no it’s not okay, yes I’ve always been a bad ass 😇