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Product Designer | Web & Mobile | Designing products people love to use and businesses profit from

[mike @mikealebiosu]

you can’t point out a single sector that improved under this man’s administration.

not security, not electricity, not health, even the economy is in shambles.

this guy is related to satan.

[CARTE BLANCHE @pabl0theEngine]

nysc camps still one of the best places to make the youths get their PVC, but na SAED them dey do everyday

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

“I have been invited for questioning regarding the planned protest and I will answer, I have informed my lawyers and the general public incase I disappear”

- Northern Actor Sadiq Sani Sadiq

ALL EYES ON SADIQ!!!
WE ARE WATCHING!!!

[Biba @UIbyBiba]

Motion design with Claude. Currently learning how to use Claude on Instagram and with the help of @mx_debbiee content, I’m able to do some stuff.

I’m also learning from @orevbajohn_. I need to perfect my output so it looks exactly like what I’ve designed and not Claude’s output.

Simply put, I’m having fun!

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

quit porn

and replace your worn out boxers

get a haircut every 2 weeks

shower twice daily

own a few quality polos and button down shirts

have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions

own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance

use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)

drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups

brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day

use the restroom before leaving the house

dress well no matter where you’re going
above all, love God

save, bookmark and share with your brothers

buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Jola @Jollz]

It’s in line with the renewed hope agenda

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

there’s more freedom in north korea than america

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Prolific🏁 @KolawoleToluw11]

Another set of students writing WAEC has been kidnapped by terrorists in Kogi State.. The vice principal was killed and two other people were killed. 💔

Make Una keep relaxing o while Tinubu is sinking Nigeria.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

married to the devil ❌
two devils married each other ✅

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

May you never get tired of saying this every day. May you never get tired of putting it in our faces everyday. May you never get tired of speaking up.

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I agree,

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

There are some life lessons you have to experience by yourself.
If person warn you, you go think say their own too much ☹️

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

So in few days, they’ll tell us 500 billion Naira is lost a cannot be traced because the document was burnt inside the f!re. You saw it here first.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Bro, I'm begging you.

Do whatever it takes to clear your mind and get your focus back.

A sharp mind will always beat emotional decisions.

[A. @Sir_tire]

No kind of poverty should make you partake in a terrorist giveaway, man. Money you know likely came from the ransom paid by families of kidnapped victims?? Haba what kind of society are we??
In fact every single one of you should be treated as a criminal.

[superdad @udysznx]

“open up more”
“be more open”
“be vulnerable”

na so samson take die