Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty

landback

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

always a bridesmaid, never the front of the human centipede

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Ok I'm done

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

I hate sam levinson more than I can possibly express

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

It's literally so fucking stupid, like the trad daughter has a face full of filler lmao but this is the empty moral center. God FUCK I hate him so much and I hate HBO for continuing to give this man work
I want to salt his fields
I want to make him work at a dollar generalo

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

But also why are my WBC and ANC elevated a bitch is INFLAMED

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Body dysmorphia is so dumb bc wdym my annual exam shows I lost 35 lbs since last year and I feel like I've gained weight every time I eat a big meal

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

I try not to be into consumerism but I simply do not have enough kirby plushies

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

My brain keeps making these up and I can't stop it

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

🎶Wake up, jork peen, tampon, try lean🎶

[corsaren @corsaren]

I mean, honestly, what woman doesn’t dream of dating a billionaire whose autistic special interest is her pussy?

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

That's why she got her ass handed to her by Talarico

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Jasmine Crockett boosts video mocking Hasan Piker after subpoena from Trump admin for bringing food and medicine to starving Cubans

"Kamala would have never. That's what you get for telling people to vote third party."

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

I want a boyfriend who I make do all my yard work and a girlfriend I take on nail salon dates before railing her and making her desserts

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

cómo se dice good girl

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Free bleeding at the Phoebe Bridgers show wbu

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Started my period 4 hours before the Phoebe Bridgers concert my body is READY to cry

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Thanks grandma it's called partially fighting for my life against bulimia relapse hahaha

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

Nothing gives me psychic damage quite like my grandma telling me I look like I've lost weight

[Ms. Oprostol if ya nasty @a_tooloulou]

My house is on anxious girl avenue