couch potato

welcome back | house fien 🪺

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Yall don’t believe in going 50/50 except when it’s time for a divorce

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Literal TEARS in my eyes 😭😭😭😭

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

This has been frying me 😭😭😭

[couch potato @a_tretch]

Add it to the highlight reel😂

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Draymond Green is doing everything but play basketball.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

This goes hard🔥🔥🔥

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS IS SO REAL LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I bet he can’t

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

I never knew 🤣🤣

[couch potato @a_tretch]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

remember when everyone wanted this for christmas

[figures ⚕ @figxres]

i’ve been putting my sunglasses up there like an idiot.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who’s responsible for this😭😭

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Wtf