Chisom 🌼

Writer. Black soap maker. Cruise content. Hard truths. Real lessons. Growth.

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

A trust fund would bang so hard right now

[Shotgun.fun @shotgundotfun]

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https://t.co/8PWyXJwdgv is coming to Solana.

June 9.

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

Bumped into this big guy🤭 @Shola_dlb

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@Shola_dlb Now we all know

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@tiphe_j An apology is only to soothe the conscience of a wrong doer, that’s why the forgiveness is a gift to yourself.

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@Shola_dlb I don miss you na why😁

[TheHost @TheHost_]

Please, explain to me like a primary school student.

What’s the difference between a jail and a prison?

[big_tiphe✨ @tiphe_j]

My mutuals are so boring. Y’all didn’t tell me that Big Ayo has been arrested! 😭

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@lexi_trades1 Happy birthday Lexi🤗

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@Shola_dlb @youdeservamara I don’t know what you’re talking about 😑😂

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@Emilash01 Bruhhhh😂

[NOEL 🌱 @Emilash01]

The way algorithm pushes sexual content on X, you’d think it’s being controlled by a lonely horny murfcker.

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@thehuntersssss Oya na😂

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@thehuntersssss Beggi beggi😂🤲

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@VerySoonRich I would expect nothing less😂😂😂

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

Look for the light, leave your shadow behind

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@VerySoonRich Awwww… thank you 🤗 I’m back now tho

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@drharveee @Akuogo_eth I wish I knew😂

[abuja stylist✰ @drharveee]

I wonder why women are so broke. I mean, you girls don’t buy high-end sneakers, designer watches, AirPods, gaming consoles, new phone every year, barber shop cuts every two weeks, cologne collections, gym memberships + supplements, car mods, betting apps, rounds at the bar for the boys, or drop thousands on crypto/NFTs/stocks gone wrong… like what are y’all really spending your money on? 😭

No shade but genuinely — rent is rent, food is food, transport is transport for everybody. But then add:

- Dates where she expects the full bill (or at least “you’re the man na”)
- Multiple women in rotation = multiple gifts, airtime, data, small-small “help me with transport”
- Weddings, owambe, burials, naming ceremonies (aso-ebi ×10)
- Trying to “level up” — new whip on credit, flex fits to post online, keeping up appearances
- Alcohol & shisha nights, betting slips when “this match sure”, data for 24/7 scrolling & arguing in comment sections

Meanwhile the monthly beauty maintenance alone for some ladies is what one guy budgets for food + data + transport combined. Yet somehow still “men are broke” 😂

Make it make sense abeg… what’s the real leak? 👀

[Chisom 🌼 @a_true_villian]

@adedynah @Akuogo_eth Reading bookssssss🤗