AWho

The Quickest Wit North of the Mississippi River
Pronouns: He/Him
Verbs: Existing/Living
Adverbs: Well/Good

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saying that if you feel more feminine or caretaker-like, then you are a woman is profoundly sexist and problematic

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When I got my driver's license, gas was 1.13

Thank you for your attention on this very important matter

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@njpwglobal @njpwworld @nickwayne your nickname should be "The Son of Nick Wayne's Mom"

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@Aza_Capi_26 what does 70cross refer to?

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Beasts Of No Nation @ Levitt Pavillion Dashikifest https://t.co/OqdpAL04go via @YouTube

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OJ Simpson died from cancer today, or if you believe OJ, it was a man named Charlie

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@Jacquie37575441 You are a moron

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@DirectorTay if Tay doesn't molest you, he will get you shot in your classroom. #democrats

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I am no longer an Organ Donor. AMA

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They call me the Delegator. Because I told them to

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Crushing a Crush in The Crusher. https://t.co/XGjv0M2Qud

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@DaveandBusters Excuse me, umm, you have Great What?

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Why aren't boobs called Ma'amaries? #Booblife

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Yeah, but are you good at plumbing? https://t.co/fmuURsO55t

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Comedy 12:15 AM in Fort Collins. Full room at Elliotts. Chris Munoz runs a Great show! @… https://t.co/tvCFy4GOdw

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Cody Spyker headlining Greenlight Comedy! @ The Living Room https://t.co/6dcFR69Dwq

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My smoke spot.. sorry if it's yer driveway. It's beautiful though @ Fountain, Colorado https://t.co/MYg4YBiAme

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Comedy Tonight, Denver! @ The Living Room https://t.co/MJHgEtxuJi

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Comedy Tuesday! Only $5! https://t.co/cKuz0ZJO4D

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If I have to keep my pants on, is it really a Bottomless Mimosa? #BrunchOfProblems