Ashley Whitaker

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

Feel silly posting this, but pandemics call for silly measures.
Job turned out to be a scam, someone hacked the company’s Indeed page; sets me back for rent. If anyone knows of remote job opportunities, or has a few extra bucks, cashapp is $awitty5522. Prayers also welcome🖤💜✨

[AP Sports @AP_Sports]

BREAKING: The World Series will be played entirely at the Texas Rangers’ new ballpark in Arlington, Texas.

It will be the first time the sport’s championship will be played entirely at one site since 1944. https://t.co/TmncUp6CX1

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

We're thrilled to share Splash Mountain at @Disneyland & Walt Disney World will be completely reimagined with a new story inspired by an all-time favorite @DisneyAnimation film, “The Princess and The Frog.” Learn about what Imagineers have in development.

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

Use well the days. GALADRIEL. #Tolkien #LOTR

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

nobody:

me: in the history of disney animated movies there have been exactly 18 types of songs, and i'm going to tell you about each of them

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

@pulte 🙋🏻‍♀️ $awitty5522

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

@pulte $awitty5522 #BailoutHumansNow would love to be able to share with my sister who’s also out of a job because of the pandemic.

[Ally Carter @OfficiallyAlly]

I see a lot of people being like “I would survive the Coronavirus. I’m taking my chances.”

The way I see it, yeah. I’d survive it. But I might carry it to someone who wouldn’t. And that, folks, is the problem.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Atheist forum don’t know he’s done broke us all out in revival. Somebody get him a parking place of the week this Sunday and feed him a buttermilk fried chicken lunch on the grounds. With biscuits.

[OrdioMongo @OrdioMongo]

Here's video of the Houston Astros Apology, in case you missed it earlier:

[ESPN @espn]

Demi Lovato with the National Anthem 🇺🇸 #SBLIV

(via @NFL)

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: In stunning moment, Botham Jean's brother embraces Amber Guyger after her sentencing for his brother's murder.

"I don't even want you to go to jail. I want the best for you, because I know that's exactly what Botham would want." https://t.co/sWaPUtS0kj

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

I’m currently alternating between texting @jadekravat and Marco Poloing @jadekravat
Guys I miss @jadekravat

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

I was born April 1st, 1994, the day of the first game at the ballpark. I got engaged here. The Texas Rangers bring my family together. #myrangers #texasforever

[MLB @MLB]

The Yankees had not been shutout since June 30, 2018.

The @Rangers just ended that streak. #GotYourBack

[Maggie Caldwell @maggiegcaldwell]

This is how I get my kids attention. #longlivethequeen #imthequeen #4thgrade

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

Today is a Monday.
I’m NEVER late. Today I forgot my wallet so I was late to work. Today is the day our new GM, who’s biggest thing is “punctuality” started with us.
This will gnaw at me for another 50 years.
Today is a Monday.

[Ashley Whitaker @a_witty5522]

Sorry, but who in their right mind let A-rod commentate on tonight’s Rangers game? Who cares what he has to say about our team?