Mr. Brown

"Wassamatter man? Got school tomorrow?" David Lee Roth

[Mr. Brown @a_zeroend]

When he’s not wearing fake sunglasses and mustaches, he’s designing. Building. Creating. What exactly?

[Mr. Brown @a_zeroend]

@CandidSharpton is nuts.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

We are getting ready to head to the hospital for my husband’s surgery and just wanted to say thank you so much to all of who have shared messages, prayers and well wishes for Abraham. We are humbled and so grateful to be surrounded by aloha during this really tough time. 🙏🏽

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This is so Hilarious, I remember this one like it was yesterday 🤣😂

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

Very good joke

I can't stop laughing.😂😂

[Mark Fabela @markdfabela]

I’d paint Gavin for free.

[Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey]

You Sir, can fuck right off. Today is for heroes.

[Mr. Brown @a_zeroend]

@Dashytwo 43.00 per person.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Is there anything better than watching Rep. Brandon Gill making WOKE white liberal women look like complete idiots on Capitol Hill?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something is deeply wrong

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.

The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted

CNN said there was "little evidence."

Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud

Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.

IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

[Mr. Brown @a_zeroend]

@Ilhan release your tax returns. #fraud #minnesota @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Mom & Dad,

Your baby boy is on the ballot & — fingers crossed — will be elected tomorrow.

Can’t believe this is real life.

📍Pennsylvania

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

OSpencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) has been LEVELING Karen Bass on a daily basis.

Here he proves she committed obstruction of justice by covering up the LAFD Fire Report.

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

What a campaign.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Spencer Pratt PROVES Gavin Newsom LIED about the LA wildfires.

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

Spencer Pratt for Mayor of LA

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Greg Burgess writes....
So apparently Jill and I are on a plane to China with Trump, Elon Musk, half the Cabinet, and a collection of CEOs whose combined net worth could probably refinance the moon.

Totally normal day for Gen X.

And I just can’t stop laughing at how the media spent YEARS telling us:

- China hated Elon
- Trump was “finished”
- America was collapsing
- capitalism was dead
- and everybody important was abandoning the U.S.

Meanwhile, here we are somewhere over the Pacific looking like the cast of Succession meets Top Gun: Retirement Plan Edition.

Remember when China sanctioned Marco Rubio back in 2020 and everybody acted like the geopolitical chessboard had permanently shifted?

Now suddenly everybody’s still showing up to the table because — shocking development — nations tend to like:

- money
- technology
- manufacturing
- trade
- AI
- energy
- semiconductors
- and not being economically irrelevant

Who knew.

The best part is the internet meltdown cycle never changes.

Trump:
“America needs stronger trade relationships.”

Media:
“HITLER.”

Elon:
“I make electric cars, rockets, satellites, AI, and robots.”

Internet activists:
“Yeah but we posted an angry hashtag.”

Cool.
I’m sure Beijing is trembling before your TikTok resistance movement.

And flying with this group is exactly what you think it would be.

Trump walks around the cabin narrating reality like it’s an episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Geopolitical:
“Great flight. Powerful people. Very high IQ. The Chinese are saying they’ve never seen anything like it.”

Elon looks like he hasn’t slept since 2019 and is simultaneously calculating orbital trajectories and wondering if the beverage cart could be automated.

Meanwhile Jill and I are sitting there like two exhausted Gen Xers who survived dial-up internet, chain-smoking restaurants, lawn darts, and drinking from garden hoses… wondering how in the hell we became side characters in the weirdest timeline imaginable.

Honestly, at this point if Trump walked into Beijing blasting “Danger Zone” while Elon live-streamed it from orbit, I wouldn’t even blink.

Because the people who told us America was over are still tweeting from iPhones, driving Teslas, using Starlink during hurricanes, and cashing checks tied to the same capitalist machine they claim to hate.

Gen X translation:
The world’s still running.
The adults are still making deals.

And the internet is still confusing hashtags for accomplishments.

Carry on.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wow: The Tennessee Titans had the BEST schedule release video of the year and it's hilarious.

The social media team walked around Nashville to find people who looked like their opponents' coaches and players.

😭😭😭

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T: Spencer Pratt just MADE FUN OF Nithya Raman for wanting to BAN backyard BBQ

Democrats hate everything good about being an America

VOTE SPENCER PRATT