Aaron Jankowski

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time a fan asked Harrison Ford what Han Solo and Indiana Jones would say to each other if they met 😂

[bisexual den @onthecrosslook]

every single time some washed up bitter old sitcom star tries to make this point the continued existence and cultural dominance of it’s always sunny in philadelphia proceeds to obliterate any point they might’ve had

[Valérie 💫 @valerie_on_e]

they won't let you put staplers in jello anymore because of woke

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“AI uses less water than golf courses!!!”

Then get rid of them both, okay?. They largely both benefit the wealthy and virtually nobody else.

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

You cannot defend a human who can solve world hunger…
but doesn’t.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[Halli @iamharaldur]

"Never again" they said, as they sat back and demanded no one interrupt while it happened again.

[Aaron Jankowski @aaJankowski]

There may be nothing more endearing than a racoon realizing they’re not being as sneaky as they thought, and are busted.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

Trent Reznor and Lady Gaga are both 1 Tony away from EGOTs and I think they should compose a goth broadway musical and cast Gerard Way as the lead

[Blue Raspberry Grower @notthatkhalid]

Fuck off, unless there’s a story like this about how much the military loses, this is just manufacturing consent for further privatization of public services

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

We need to get the Ents together and take down data centres like Isengard.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[trash jones @jzux]

my brain is sort of like a data center in that it's using all my energy and producing nothing of value

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Never forget which side you are on.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Aaron Jankowski @aaJankowski]

I am friends with the raccoons.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.