GOOD MORNING CAMPERS! I am so excited to announce that I am going on my very first theatre tour this fall, Happy Holler Tour! Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10AM local time. You can sign up for pre-sale access now at the link in bio. General sale begins Friday at 10AM local time.
I love scrolling through comments on someone else’s video and blocking anyone I don’t like in there. Like they weren’t even talking to me- and they never will be
Why would you go to your high school reunion? Genuinely I want to know, cuz to me it’s like being invited back to war. Like you had some good times but ultimately you were at war and 𝘯𝘰𝘸 all your enemies have children
Put Vaseline on my legs so I’d stop chaffing but now I’m leaving a slug trail on every public service. Ima be on the 6 o’clock news so I need a nickname. Slug Sleuth? Slug sister? Whatcha got?
The Osbournes was the first reality show I ever watched and I remember WHEEZING at every episode-so funny. And admiring how smart Ozzy was and of course how wrecked from drug usage at the same time. So much love in the household. RIP Ozzy 🖤
I go to a fancy gym. We were doing shoulder exercises and the instructor says “squeeze your shoulder blades like there’s a $100 bill in between them.” She then looks around the room at everyone’s loose blades and says- “okay, like there’s a $1,000 between them”