The Speaker of the Trees

🙅🏽‍♂️probably has ADHD🙅🏽‍♂️ Gatsby fantasizer 🙅🏽‍♂️ partial burner 🙅🏽‍♂️ full time Masshole 🙅🏽‍♂️ bozo with 5G

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

People always ask me “Andrew what are you doing for the women’s movement.” And all I can say is I got Dolly Parton on the aux and it’s more than anyone else can do

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Sources: Christian McCaffrey was vaporized by the electrical substation midway through today’s practice.

The #49ers expect him to be OK.

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

@commecowboy “Why are you talking so fast?”
How about you listen quicker?

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

I will get my heart broken in ‘26 Inshallah

[Formula 1 @F1]

Back. On. Track. 😤

This week, we're putting the class of 2026 through their paces at Testing in Bahrain!

#F1 #F1Testing

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

Bloomington is somewhere ATL and Calgary, but number TBD

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

1. Boston
2. Chicago
4. Dallas
3. New York
4. Philly
5. Atlanta
…
50. Calgary
…
65. Mexico City
…
79. Gary, IN
…
125. Miami

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

A consultation with a plastic surgeon? Yea we call that a GMO build

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

A day late and a dollar short but the creamsicles STINK. I’ve never seen a real buccaneer in anything but a primary color

[کیوان @commecowboy]

Switzerland is cool because you’ll just turn a corner and it’ll be the most stunning landscape you’ve ever seen

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

Well, would you look at this... 😃

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

This is an astonishingly horrible take. The position is a returner, not a fair catcher and not a receiver. There is a clear facemask that doesn’t get called. Simply catching this ball and making a move should’ve resulted in 15 extra. #AbolishTheFairCatch

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

Marcus Jones just proving that you should never try to do anything ever. Just don’t bother trying, kids. Bad stuff happens.

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

@runthedamn_ball Run the ball and swamp the line it’s that simple

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

@MayorWu get Bob Kraft to cut the @Patriots kicker and you have my vote.

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

@patareff Firm agree. The extent of its use should really be more like an encyclopedia indexing. I don’t want it interpret stuff for rather just cut out of the step of finding the right Google search

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

Oh I didn’t realize people are doing summer Thursdays now

[کیوان @commecowboy]

They’re telling me I gotta watch my mouth in the work environment. God forbid I’m myself

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

the papal conclave has now entered the talent portion of the competition

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

Haven’t had an airport roadie since being at glorious O’Hare. That walking beer is pure gold

[The Speaker of the Trees @aa_BLACK_Hole]

If this graphics teams publishes one more graphic in alphabetical sort I swear to god I’m going to start rallying for Nikita Maze(s)pin return to the grid with one restitution win.

[Formula 1 @F1]

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