Aurora Arevalo

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Happy 10/10/20s on your titties bitch

[adylina brooke @Greenbean_13]

october 10th will be 10-10-20’s on yo titties bitch

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I have no covid-19 symptoms, which from what I hear, is a symptom of covid-19

[giocki @giocki]

"are you ok" bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm don't ask me if im ok

[KP_ @KP_Folarin]

If anyone is wondering how I fold a fitted sheet

[diana is sick @chilecurtido]

my dad really drove all the way from El Paso to Austin at 5 am (~9 hr drive) to surprise me for my birthday. he refused to come inside my apartment or hug me because of social distancing. we ate together 6 feet apart, air hugged, and he went back. ♥️

[Larry Peterson @larrypeterson]

Some know him as Dr. Shoe or “Magic,” but around southwest Iowa he’s the umpire or ref you’ve seen for generations. Honored to have the opportunity to tell the story of the late Steve McCann in Friday’s News Advertiser as a freelance contributor. Great guy, and great official.

[novembr @remembrnovembr]

May her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Can we jus skip ahead to the part where we're laughing at inside jokes, watching Disney+ and Netflix documentaries while I pinch ya booty as a congrats on ya accomplishments!

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

PSA: I AM NOT A CONSISTENT FRIEND!!!! I’m more of a dependable friend!!!!! I'll go days without texting and calling you. That doesn’t mean I don't love you or don’t fwu. My mood changes! Some days I just don't wanna be bothered and also I have my own life , I

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for

[𝒳𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶🍓 @ximena_marlenne]

I’m crying

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

shelter pups picking out their own christmas presents 😭

[CallieCam @CallieCam_]

It amazes me how many athletes go to college & come back ready to quit or transfer after one semester...

Lol what part were you confused about? You are now in college.

EVERYONE IS THAT GOOD. 👏🏻

Work harder. Don’t just give up.