aabriti

i used to be funny

[aabriti @aa_briti]

just thinking about how the chick-fil-a in longmont hit me up with the same opener as all the mid guys in my DMs and then left me on read 😌

[aabriti @aa_briti]

sometime when i’m trying to fall asleep i just think about sharkboy singing the dreams song

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@_madheat i found this out bc one time someone played gnarls barkley and i went “this sounds like cee lo green” and they thought i was joking. also if it makes you feel better, i did the same shit with fleetwood mac and stevie nicks one time

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@w3llsie_ it was the topo chico 12 pack water box for me 🥲

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just took two trips to bring up my groceries. i’ve hit a new low

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@_madheat god

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@_madheat what

[aabriti @aa_briti]

the airport makes me feel like such a sheep

[aabriti @aa_briti]

i used to only worry about drunk commenting on peoples instagrams, but i’ve discovered a new foe.

⚠️BeReal⚠️

[aabriti @aa_briti]

noah fence but how do old people sit through a whole flight without headphones in? like u just listening to your own thoughts?

[aabriti @aa_briti]

watching everyone’s heads bobble around during airplane turbulence really makes me feel like we’re all just a bunch of miis

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@_madheat right??

[aabriti @aa_briti]

im in this undergrad level course on zoom and it’s just so funny to me how much they all try to not being engaged cuz it’s cool to not care or whateva. like prof will tell a genuinely funny joke and they’re like 🥴😗😐

just laugh babes

[aabriti @aa_briti]

my friends can always tell when i’ve decided to be unproductive at work by the 6 tiktoks and 3 tweets i’ve sent them within the hour

[aabriti @aa_briti]

time to blame all my problems on the 6 planets in gatorade rn

[aabriti @aa_briti]

seahawks fans are so fugly. like just be quiet

[aabriti @aa_briti]

a universal experience for girlies: making a hair wall in the shower

[aabriti @aa_briti]

turning 24 means excitedly unboxing the swiffer wetjet i bought myself

[aabriti @aa_briti]

@_madheat WAY TO JOIN THE LIST but at least i still got a fat ass 😌

[aabriti @aa_briti]

my sister my mom
🤝
unironically posting the worst photos
of me to ever exist on my birthday

[madi heath @_madheat]

@aa_briti HAPPY BIRTHDAY B I CANT BELIEVE WE’RE THE SAME AGE FOR ONE MONTH AND 3 DAYS