day 2 of the national weather service trying to gaslight me into believing that the snow i am literally personally watching accumulate in my yard is just "rain"
(forgot to take my morning adderall)
(left the cheerios box inside the fridge)
(attempted to wash my face with shampoo in the shower)
i am genuinely like one (1) misplaced whiteboard pen away from just giving up and trying again next week
@OlivieBlake right! like a little warning would've been nice!! everyone was all "wish i'd known about the witch hazel pads in the freezer thing" and then 29 minutes after my offspring were born i was like "crazy how my soul has just been ripped from my body and it weighs less than 9 pounds"
A new report says NHL players are gearing up to use Pride Tape despite the league's ban, giving the middle finger to Gary Bettman and league officials.
https://t.co/bCIrwH1YJV