compulsive liar

this instance is the one special exception i'm actually telling you the truth rn

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just because i have a crossbody bag, facial piercings, vintage jacket, cropped button up, women's watch (vintage), wired earbuds, climbing shoes as an accessory on bag, baggy jeans, and vintage docs does NOT mean im performative maybe i just like this stuff

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essay going very well thank you

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stomach so loud i'm gonna mess up a participant's EEG recording #whowantme

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@camycamenbaddie hell naw tough luck thanks for helping me with science

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guys my research project may be an enormous stitch up stay tuned

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dunedin clearly frying my brain because i woke up, saw 7 degree temp and thought "omg warm morning"

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@camycamenbaddie session looking quite impossible to complete during the 90 minutes we have been telling participants:( looking like a 2 hourburger

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on the plus side i'm getting to brain gun people now

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going into my office saturday morning so i can call my international love interest free of interruptions

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

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apparently haven't tweeted in so long it was cause for a welfare check? pretty sure it has been 1 week or less but i do love to be thought about so...

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getting suspiciously close to buying toe shoes just wanted to warn my loyal followers first

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messed up my participation screening form by being too woke and expanding the gender and ethnicity options i miss AUC

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"don't have 9 shots of espresso by 9:30am that's bad for you"
i miss her have you considered that

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@connorconnor__ rt!!

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@thugggee get me a syringe and the playing field is level

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considering choosing the smallest dirtiest of turkish takeaways for grad dinner with family just to mess with them

[ShaggyScoobs69 @ShaggyScoobs69_]

Asher got bottom surgery #yippee

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#owmyballs

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acquired

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super high at the function and 5 minutes away from asking the host for a glass of milk