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[vera ⊹ 🪶 @veralante]

Luigi admitted to the stalking, Not the murder 🫶 Plus, Stalking isn’t even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse.

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Your husband rn

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Holy fucking shit he has no idea how pathetic this looks

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Donald Trump is in BAD HEALTH, and could die soon, according to reports.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this shit just pissed me off everybody retarded

[aspen @aaaaaaaspen]

@alienkokoro History re[eats itself

[Knight Errant @cavalierposting]

I cried tears of joy

[awg @aawoogie]

finding out you share the same neighborhood as chillpedo37 on x the everything app

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[Wonderboy @TheMostBluYoshi]

Harry potter adults need to be institutionalized

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

Do you think a little country like The Bahamas is harmless? Think again. "Bahamas" is actually Chinese for "Eight Hamases"

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[linux @tuvati]

There are no jokes in Belarus

[Mayhem @BigBossCuckPorn]

Tom Holland on set of ‘Halo’.

[Jaack @Jaack]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And during the World Cup I got 123,000 likes on a tweet calling Enzo Fernandez a cunt and earned £7.55

[aspen @aaaaaaaspen]

@Aperture__Yoh no one cares

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

share your mold pride with the new mold pride flag.

[dex 🦇 @sludge_skully]

okay #whatever

[Knight Errant @cavalierposting]

When I'm watching Dobby getting tortured and I notice the moment when his soul finally escapes his mangled flesh only to immediately get dragged to hell where it belongs

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

mind you, i killed a cyclist in 2021 and buried his body in Dobby's grave. please keep rerouting planned works i CANNOT have them dig that shit up