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[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

The best Odyssey movie remains O Brother Where Art Thou, followed closely by Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can

[Johnny Knoxvilles Strap-on @dykewrestling]

watching the greatest show ever recorded

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

healing happens in circles, not lines. you will return to old places with new eyes.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Madison Faith🌷 @internetmadison]

the jeep rubber duck thing seems swingers adjacent

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

Welp time to walk into the ocean

[ed @asherw01fe]

The way I thought I was gonna be married with a house by now

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

i am once again reminding all of you to eat more fiber

[juni @soapdishglitter]

i unfortunately do feel a deep spiritual connection with that one SNL skit about the girl who is getting her master's degree in 18th century graveyards and her boyfriend who teaches soulcycle classes on the tarmac outside laguardia and does the frat flick when she reads her poems

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

My fitness hot take is that the best workout is the one you will do, and any movement is better than no movement. I don’t care if it’s jumping in a trampoline or being attached to a bungee and bouncing around or walking 1mph, it’s exercise and it matters.

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

BREAKING: Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind has just been named The Song of the Summer

[i’m not fucking with it @iamtheFLYEST]

These kids bad as hell nowadays because they ain’t have to go to Vacation Bible School in the summer!