Lucifermorningstar

nothing good happens after 2am

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[duke @millersgft]

The love you get on your birthday is one of the fakest shit ever

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

Lionel's Messi father Jorge Messi has passed away at the age of 68 after battling a long illness.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Messi family. Rest in Peace! ❤🕊

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de ter plena consciência do que você está fazendo, mas ainda continuar repetindo os mesmos padrões autodestrutivos:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

being told you're funny is one of the best compliments ever

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Brouston @Giijonx]

a Neymar le pones a una petarda del Atleti al lado y te suelta que Koke es top 5 en su posicion

[Serazor @SerazorM]

Te entiendo Peter, yo tambien hubiera recibido la bala.

[𝒀𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍☠︎ @Yariminal]

😮‍💨

[ian. @aequithas]

una brecha de edad de 15 años esta medio rara al menos de que seamos yo y Anne Hathaway pq en ese caso si esta bien

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Remember when Luka Modrić got angry and told Isco to shut up and pass the ball… then Isco complained to Sergio Ramos, who also told him to shut up and pass the ball. 😭

[Conn @ConnCFC]

I’d rather Xabi Alonso dust off his boots and play for Chelsea instead of signing Henderson.

[Dan @001Oxygen]

How do you even Defend this ??

“I Cried not because my country will be Eliminated because I missed my penalty. I cried because my 27 Successful penalty streak was ended”

Ronaldo said this to the public. This is the height of selfishness

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

David Jonsson is your new Black Panther.

Black Panther 3, directed by Ryan Coogler, arrives in theaters December 15, 2028.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 There are reports that Cristiano Ronaldo can play in the 2030 World Cup in his home country. The only condition is that FIFA accepts his idea.

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

My joy is that Ronaldo will never experience this 😂

[Encara @Ankara_M10]

"When Argentina lost" "When Argentina won"