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[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

me, the first time i tasted tacos al pastor:

[MLB @MLB]

"It doesn't matter if they're wearing Dodger Blue ... black and white ..."

Yoshinobu Yamamoto exits to a standing ovation after taking a no-hitter into the 9th 👏

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Nuclear boobs

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[ghettosnob888 @thandrich888]

you get labelled an activist for believing basic human rights these days 😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

@WhiteHouse I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[jos @josiahhughes]

@unusual_whales i'll tell you one date that cost us more. a lot more. September 11, 2001.

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[hunter @3gpmh]

whoever dating my evil ex rn please cheat #ibegyou #cheatday

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Guppi @guppisound]

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!