Garrett

it was the Busta Rhymes it was the Wursta Rhymes

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

The three stooges of grief

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

creepypasta protagonists always be thinking nothing of it

[thedudeman45 @thedudeman450]

I'm sippin on some pingas tonight

[Joe @electionsjoe]

What did he mean by this

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

naming my pet grandma ketchup

[swinky @swinkying]

keep that shit up ur gonna be reincarnated as a fuckin barnacle bro

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

honey boo boo is outside of my house with a battle axe

[Brad Pepsi @brad_pepsi]

Im so high right now you need to stop

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

(During a lull in conversation) you know I read somewhere Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

The entertainment industry is so weird. I can’t believe this is a Grammy category.

[butch rabbit @xJACKAL0PEDx]

When I first heard about this movie I read that the Fred movie took inspiration from this scene so I decided to watch it with a friend and went in completely blind and it was not like the Fred movie

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I met Dr Pepper. THEY'RE a podiatrist.

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Repeatedly mentioning how I’m not even ticklish during a job interview

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Technolarp has come under fire from tubbo and sneegsnag

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

Authentic chinese restaurants love to have menu items thats just called something like “Uncle’s Delight”

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Just saw a group of these things crossing the street