A La Mode

Drag Performer, Producer, Host

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

The people who have something to say about you always have less going on than you. Remember that.

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[𝗲𝘃𝗮✨ @kellmanstreep]

“you’re not a visionary, you’re just a vendor”

[chrissy 🎮 @yssrhc]

in a mass surveillance state there are no anon loads

[💗 @ma1ybe]

This. A thousand times this.

[ronni @rovnni]

eu falando sozinho no twitter sem nenhuma curtida, nenhum retweet e nenhum comentário

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

cardi b actually spilled so bad here i fear😭

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

don’t get me started 💀

[moved to @malecrave @bodycrave]

would you date a man with this body

[lux @paperssil]

imagine if bottoms could get pregnant

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

unless it’s textbook I beg of you stop recreating the blue Kylie showgirl look 😩😩😩 it’s called couture for a reason

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

this is the most Sacramento tweet I’ve ever read

[mandito maldito @ManditoMaldito]

Had two bitches that hate eachother sucking my dick at the same time 😂

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

nooooooope

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

this doesn’t feel real? idiotic

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Shia LaBeouf on the reason behind his arrest

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

same (minus hit a bag lolol)

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

Also when I go out I’m not looking for sex I’m an old queen that loves electronic music and I’m going out cuz I had a hard week and need to move my body hit a bag smoke a cig and get the hot gossip. I’m here for the kii. My freaky frog shit is separate from the scene.

[fagonetta @fagonetta]

her voice was husky from chain smoking, the coke was brewing in her lungs … she had a 6 a.m. call time and crazy glue sunglasses and ONE chance

[✒️ @Literariium]

I used to think being in your 30’s would be about settling down, turns out it’s about starting over, healing, & becoming a new version of you

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

my mom said she can pick us up from the psych ward if your mom can drop us off

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[A La Mode @aaalamode]

a bottom’s nightmare

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Wendy’s NEW Thin Mints Frosty Fusion really crushes it with Thin Mint Cookie Pieces