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[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

Barcelona was invented in 2006 when The Cheetah Girls strutted around the city

[Ex Head of Bryn Hafren & Pencoedtre High Schools @ExHeadBHandPHS]

Staff in the school where I was a headteacher did not congregate in the staff room with alcohol. Instead they went home exhausted, washed their clothes and experienced two emotions, a sense of duty and worry in case they had brought Covid home with them. How dare you!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I take it back, they probably could organise a piss-up in a brewery.

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.

[Connor @_ConnorM]

Why is being a speccy fucker so expensive. £170 for new glasses and an eye test I’ve just had to pay, on top of the £28 I pay a month for contact lenses. I didn’t even ask to be blind

[James Jordan @The_JamesJordan]

RIGHT!

I’m NOT going to give my critique on Strictly this week unless I get over 1000 RETWEETS of this tweet

It’s only because trying to tweet with Ella jumping all over me is tough 🤣 plus I wanna see how many of you really value my opinion 🤷🏼‍♂️

Start the RT’s

[michael chakraverty 🍉 @mschakraverty]

river, and I can't stress this enough, medway❤️ #DragRaceUK

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

No one:

The toilets in Wetherspoons:

[charlie mackesy @charliemackesy]

It’s World Mental Health Day.

[Adam Peaty OBE @adam_peaty]

Think I got the wrong outfit @bbcstrictly

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Years of training to cover the trampoline final 😂

[kate flood 🇵🇸 @KateFlood]

decided am just gonna channel pickford into all my tasks - make it clear am doing everyone a favour just by turning up, act really aggravated to be there, then do a really stellar job

[Ronnie @ronnieeaves]

A reminder that black people don’t have to campaign for hungry children or score penalties to be treated as human beings

[amie @aaamiex]

I already hate my life tomorrow 🙃