Anais

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

@Dubloadz 🫶🏽🫶🏽 one of the absolute best to ever do it. My highlight of 2025 was meeting you in NY and seeing how infectious your personality is. Hope to see you back again!

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

😭😭😭😭

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

& if a nigga ever said I blew his phone up, on my life he is not lying

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

This is something I would do 😭

[daisy @ihatedai]

One time I called a nigga ugly to everybody I know then started dating him, u rly can’t trust a lot of sht I say

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

Your future wife @Chadilllac

[remx @biigrem]

Why this bitch said she was going to pick up her emotional support animal why it was a damn rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods LMFAOO

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

once your grandma passes away life ain't ever the same

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

A fucking work of art I tell ya. Work of pure art

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A24’s ‘Backrooms’ has officially become the studio’s highest-grossing film of all time at the domestic box office.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i am the happiest version of myself when i am getting cracked regularly

[n but with a hat @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS

MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales.

Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens.

According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself:

“Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director”

Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast.

Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like:
“Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!”
before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle.

Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included:

• 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies”
• A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage”
• Two air fryers labeled “training equipment”
• A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss”
• Three candles marked “emotional support lighting”
• A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement”

Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time.

“She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’”

Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as:
“Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.”

Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read:
“Boss Babe Energy.”

When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise.

She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.”

Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her:
“The CEO of Self Checkout.

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

I still can’t get over that I met shlump and liquid this year. Brb dying

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

😭😭😭

[ً @cryst6ls]

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

[Anais @aaanaiss9]

Wakaan Rocks 3 was absolutely UNREAL

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

As a DV survivor myself, this is clearly reactive abuse on her end. NOT excusing her behavior whatsoever cause she is wrong, but he is calculating af selling this to TMZ 3 years later.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Sometimes I am a dummy but I am fully convinced Apple did something to this keyboard. I’ve never had so many typing errors until I updated to this new phone

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

Let's be clear about this -- hospital staff refused to treat plainclothes NYPD detectives injured in the line of duty. Not only that, these officers were treated with contempt completely outside ethical bounds for medical personnel.

From what I understand, staff supposedly did this because they thought the NYPD officers might have been 'ICE agents' as if that is a valid excuse to refuse a patient.

Let's be very clear about something -- when doctors and nurses and medical staff begin to refuse critical care over perceived political differences, we will have reached a breaking point in this country.

If this behavior is allowed to continue, and is not met with swift condemnation and consequences by the mayor and government leadership of New York as well as medical licensing boards and the professional community at large, trust in the medical profession will be shattered beyond repair.

Even during wartime, doctors and nurses were bound to treat the wounded of both sides. And they could be trusted to provide competent and compassionate care no matter who they were treating. It was, in fact, a badge of honor for the profession.

If the medical profession has now abandoned that basic morality, and patients now have to worry about being refused treatment -- or worse -- because of political hostility from their own countrymen, then a rubicon has truly been crossed and there isn't much else to say.

This is a disgrace, it is unacceptable, and it is indicative of the profound moral rot that progressive activism has brought into every corner of our civics.

The left is taking us down a very dark path indeed.

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

Exactly