Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑

INSTAGRAMs: @aaanderso_n / @bachanaal_official

☆ body adornment designer ☆

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

#𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯2023:
"𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳" (Mummified Mexican Alien)
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Over a month of continuous work, I wanted to reference the most ridiculous news story I've heard in a long time.  Definitely the most ambitious, costume I've ever made 🤣🛸

IG @ aaanderso_n

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

The way that I'm custom making/tailoring/embroidering/rhinestoning/and sculpting my entire Renaissance Tour outfit to increase the .00001% chance that her team will notice it and work with me 😭😭🥺

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

@YUNGXONYX I'm in disbelief and honestly furious. The two of you deserve the world and I don't even recognize that establishment anymore. Y'all were some of the only reasons I felt safe there 😰

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

At this airbnb we're staying at for Thanksgiving, the power outlets in the bedroom don't work unless the light switches are turned on, so either our phones die in the night/no alarms or we all sleep with the lights on wtf

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

My submission to the pumpkin painting contest at work 🤔

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻.
𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻.

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

So last week at the #ChromaticaBall I got a massive nosebleed and didn't realize it until after it bled all over me. As I was running to the bathroom some random twink appeared and was like "yassssss bitch let's take a picture" thinking it was fake blood 😭 the fit in question:

[koko @kokoyonce]

Unique.mp4

[🎆𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞🎆 @parasociality]

A hierarchy of alienness: Pictures of animals from least to most related to you.

Least-related animal: Sponges. You and sponges are both animals. That's basically all you've got in common.

[💉 @3hiqh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

smokin that shit that made deedee mega doodoo

[Remy @remy4real23]

caitlyn jenner leaving the set of kuwtk https://t.co/IsFGTm1DIN

[rico @somethinglovely]

oops

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/oAtK3EvpZf

[Relaxolotl 🦎🦠🦑 @aaanderso_n]

@1000waystod1e The horse said "gallop mf"

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: caldron
Confidence: 30.88%
Submission by @faux_vvounds

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

this is honestly an extraordinary infographic