anton🇱🇹

bored, probably just tweeting to entertain myself, мне похуй

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

when they give me the fried rice with brown rice instead of the chicken fried rice and ruby chicken combination

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

me explaining to the FDA that i gave them clear directions but they just ignored me

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

so apparently you’re not supposed to pronounce BEGLAMOUR that way

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[LMFP (Liz McGraw Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

me trying to use psychic powers to transform someone into nuts

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

i would literally buy this physical record, melt it down, put it in a crack pipe, smoke it till it’s crisp, spit on it, melt it down again, put it in a 32 gauge needle, inject it into my coronary artery, and then lick the needle clean

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

wow this is a fierce candle i’m gagged to the core

[Jesús Osorio @jesus_osorior]

Esta es una vela romana que vale más de 1000 dólares y que solo se puede conseguir en el museo nacional romano

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

the way 60% of the netherlands is above water because they support lesbians wow

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Holland, the Netherlands, and Dutch, explained!

This one always confuses me!

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

she boutta get a visit from the burgermeister but this time it’s warranted

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh it’s SERIOUS for her i’m crying😭

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

watching the real housewives in rome buying designer so i get on my computer and start buying designer

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

those were the days……

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[𝑳𝒂𝒓𝒘𝒆𝒏 ꕤ @onelostmedia]

imagine having such nasty lyrics you get THE cupcakke gagged

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

if i got to see PCD at BCD id probably orgasm a lot

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

i’m lonely….

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

NINE THIRTY @ AGORA HILLS

[anton🇱🇹 @aaantonnnnn]

NINE THIRTY @ AGORA HILLS

[armeniantrade 🇦🇲🇬🇪 @LordeGhost24]

No one:

Cells during mitosis: