aerianna.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Find someone who gets you food even when you say you're not hungry.

Also, this is why I'm fat.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

My grandpa was so surprised that Bridger is a year and a half old.

He was also surprised when he found out his names wasn't Bridget. 😂

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Some people take their children's sports away too serious.

Put down the McChicken and calm down, lady.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

My coworker makes me laugh to the point I pee my pants atleast twice a week.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I lost someone who didn't care, but you lost someone who did.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Lady- "How's your day going?"

Me- "My kid shit on the floor. How's yours?"

*Awkward silence*

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I feel personally victimized by this time change.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Do, re, me, so fucking done with winter!

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I use to be cool.. Now I'm a small human's snack b*tch. 🙃

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Motherhood is whispering "for fuck's sake" before answering your name. 😅

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I misplaced my phone for awhile today. I find it with a new screen saver.. Cody's hairy ass crack and all its glory.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

if you love her, remember that on the bad days.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Cody makes me cut his hair, then gets mad when I accidentally almost chop his ear off. Wtf, man.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Holy shit, Vikings. 👏

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

don't live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I love getting parenting advice from someone who doesn't have kids. 👌

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I have no idea what to get Cody for Christmas.

He's got me, what more could he possibly want.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

Bridger laid down by me and was acting so sweet.. than he straight up tooted in my face, looked back and smiled like nothing.

[aerianna. @aaar_22]

I'm finally at that age where my mom and I are friends. I just drove her home from a Christmas party, where I was her +1, and she snuck out of there with a full glass of wine for the drive home.