asja 🫧

blm•she/her

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

If I was Odysseus I would have just headed straight home. And every time some magic fairies or some other bullshit popped up I’d just say “no thanks ✋ 🙂‍↔️”

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I felt my body ascent every time odysseus plucked his bow and ludwig's score played

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[bryce alakai is my one and only son @ariheartts]

the way his eyes lit up in real time. I’m in shambles. #loveislandusa https://t.co/nacBl1u16m

[myo 🧸 @cinnomng1rl]

kc asking tierra to be his girlfriend kinda makes zach look worse im not gonna hold you

[gabs 🫪 @cenxee]

essa cena deixou bem claro que foi ali q o bear percebeu q essa n é a nikki e é só alguma coisa se apossando do corpo dela e a proxima cena logo em seguida é ele transando com ela pq tacou o fodase e ainda tem gnt q vai achar ecxessivo chamar o personagem de estuprador

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

[sure @pamahlaa]

Still funny

[Ali LOVES Ola and Trinity 💝 @TalksWithAli]

These are the same reaction by the way.

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

aniyas clip: "yeah i'm ready to put myself first. i owe it to myself"

kc's clip: "yeah me and aniya have nothing in common. shes a fucking grandma. we never do shit"

[❀ @sxcheolie]

like ill cry

[m @pumptinis]

the boys not understanding that there is no double standard because aniya’s clip didn’t start with 6 minutes straight of her saying the most vile and disgusting things about kc is making me so angry im about to swim over to fiji and go to war https://t.co/bokGmftq9t

[shadon @pvrekhs]

the boys seriously think a minutes long compilation of kc saying he has nothing in common with aniya, calling her a grandma, and saying he’s tired of waiting for her to put out sexually is the same thing as a compilation of her exploring her connection with carl? nuke the villa

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Saying “boot this girl outta this bitch” as the fan fave is so gangsta cuz the audience really is about to boot her on your command

[Olivia// MAMA (1:22) ☽̶☾ @octobersoo]

It's so embarrassing watching a woman use the "locker room talk" excuse as a way of excusing her man being disrespectful to other women...like you're a bird!