Natalie Ⓥ

my back hurts

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

Alrighty, finally have a good reason to delete this app.

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I imagine watching Cyberpunk Edgerunners is what it feels like moments before u OD on caffeine

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

It feels like a curse to watch a movie that I like just enough, but know could have been better. I rewrite and re-storyboard them in my head for hours until I'm satisfied with my personal cut. I have work tomorrow :')

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If people don’t have a good choice they’ll make a bad one.

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

Trully startled by how sub-human I feel when I haven't had my coffee. All those awful coffee jokes people make and get printed on mugs and shirts are just coping mechanisms for reckoning with a societally accepted addiction 👍

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I am vindicated

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

People that are snooty about investing in crypto currency and buying it before it was valuable make me pray for a Bitcoin crash pleASEEEEE shut up

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I can't shuffle my liked songs bc I'll be bopping and then the saddest sea shanty of all time will come on and now I'm crying in the car

[austina(annoyed grunt) @avstinado]

the pillows when adult swim executives come to their houses and force them to do another two FLCL soundtracks

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I just signed up for a gym 😭 this better not be mania istg

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

Not me having the thought "I should make a spreadsheet" of my own volition?! I did a mental double-take.

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

Sobbing bc Millennium Actress is so good ➡️ sobbing bc we'll never get another Satoshi Kon film➡️sobbing bc he died so suddenly that his last film is UNFINISHEDDDDDD

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I gave Qdoba a second chance after 3 (three) years and they'll never get another one, mark my words you pathetic excuse for a burrito establishment

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

It looks even worse with a capital G. Good morning. Nooooooo😭

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

I'm sick and tired of commercials making me cry. Did you really need to bring familial-death into your furniture ad? Bastards

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

@jd_jinkies Indicative of your model-esque qualities

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

It's literally like 10 words total.

[Natalie Ⓥ @aaawhoops]

@jd_jinkies :') this is big news folks